I hear the phrase "New Year's resolutions" and vomit a little in my mouth. Traditionally I spend the first few months listening to, supporting and judging everyone's new year's resolutions. I've also noticed that there are more Slim-Fast, Gold's Gym and Subway commercials within the first few months of the new year and I must admit that they do make me feel a little guilty for eating the entire foot long and not just the 6 inch sandwich.
In light of the strides others have made in their resolutions, and the stellar examples of will power that they are, I've decided to no longer laugh at those that make insurmountable lists of resolutions only to have failed within 5 days and to throw in the towel and make a few resolutions myself. You, poor trapped reader that you are, will now be subjected to regular entries on this blog by yours truly. All other resolutions I have made will be shared at a fair price of $49.99, plus shipping and handling. Consider yourself lucky that you got a freebie and if I forgot to get you a Christmas present, well, Merry Christmas, you got a freebie.
